This time I decided to go to Bocas del Toro, Panama.
On the way, we passed Costa Rica’s longest (and only) transnational oil pipeline.
To put it into some perspective, here’s the size of the United States' Trans-Alaskan Oil pipeline.
And here’s me next to Costa Rica’s pipeline.
We also passed this meeting-place for AA. “DO YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM?? DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP?? ARE YOU TOO ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT?? IF SO, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!!” (So much for anonymity…)
And later, in the mall, I saw this store. Not exactly sure who would want to shop here...
Meanwhile, here’s me being welcomed to Panama.
Bocas del Toro (literally “Mouths of the Bull”) is actually a series of small islands that used to be part of Costa Rica. But now it’s part of Panama (which is why it qualifies as an outside country for a visa run).
All traveling is done by taxi boat.
This is the hotel where we stayed.
Hotel Olas de la Madrugada. Which is a long way of saying “Waves of the Dawn Hotel.”
Here is the view from our window.
Here is the view from the front of the hotel, which is really a lounge extending over the water on sturdy pilings.
And here is the painting that was hanging inside our room. I insisted I be photographed with it.
One night for dinner, we went to a seemingly very hardcore restaurant called El Pirate which had this thing on its roof:
Imagine my despair when I discovered that the logo for this restaurant was actually this:
Not very hard core. (But a lot of pirate stereotypes wrapped up into one cuddly little logo.)
Of course, that didn’t stop me from getting margaritas.
When then, of course, led to this.
Additionally, these are the two official beers of Panama. I have tried them both.
We took a tour which included three things:
1. Dolphin spotting (no pictures)
2. Snorkeling (also no pictures)
3. A trip to a lovely beach.
The boat captain said that the best seat on the boat was the very front…
So that’s where we sat!
Also included in our tour was a fancy lunch…
And some dockside cocktails.
On our trip to the lovely beach, we saw four kids with these tiny red frogs. For $0.25-$1.00, these kids would let you take their picture with the frogs.
Some bitter American tourist walked by and muttered, “I hope you know those things are endangered.”
“Oh yeah,” I thought, “Well, if they’re so f-cking endangered, how come these kids have four of them???” Either those kids are really adept at catching these semi-extinct little guys, or they’ve somehow cracked the code at breeding them. At any rate, I took my picture and paid those kids a dollar.
Then onto the fancy beach!
(Note the small island in the distance…)
Here’s a picture of me in front of an underwater mural. (Note: I am not actually underwater.)
I saw this seesaw and thought it would be a good idea to ride it. Of course, I insisted on a picture. Which, of course, required censorship.
One night we went out to a fancy dinner, filled with fancy food.
Here is me playing with said fancy food.
Here we are looking fancy with all our fancy food.
PS Worst. Bar sign. Ever.
